Established 2015 — exactly one year after the good guys — P8 Safety Solutions has been delivering up to 8 distinct workplace safety solutions to clients who didn't read the fine print. Five more than the other guys. By volume.
Each course is designed by people who have watched at least one full training video the whole way through. Pricing available upon several requests.
We do nine hours and round up. Certificate of completion provided on a sheet of paper. We have a printer.
An experienced instructor will point at the ground and explain, in plain language, what is down there and why you should not go to it quickly.
Held in a van. Curriculum is hands-on by necessity. Bring a water bottle. Cohort size is capped at seven for legal reasons we will not get into here.
A curated playlist of YouTube videos viewed in a designated learning environment. Final exam is a vibe check. Certificate issued via DM.
We are not entirely sure what GHS stands for. We will, however, invoice you for an in-depth seminar on it. Materials provided in a binder we found.
No idea how this one got in the catalog. It has nevertheless become our highest-rated offering. We do not ask questions anymore.
Our competitors offer three solutions. We offer eight. By any objective measure, that is more. We let the math do the talking and our legal team do the squirming.
*People as defined under §2 of our internal glossary.
"I completed the Confined Space module in the back of a 2008 Ford Econoline and I have never felt more prepared. The instructor was right there. The instructor was always right there."
"Signed up for OSHA 30. Got 22 hours. Honestly, the last eight hours of those courses are mostly filler anyway. They gave me a card. The card is laminated."
"I came in for hazard communication. I left with a renewed sense of purpose, a new business partner, and a tentative wedding date. The relationship course changed my life."
We get back to most inquiries within several business weeks.
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